Last week, our Twitter game show, Questioningly, asked participants to create titles for the inevitable Petraeus movie. 

Many titles played off the similarity between “general” and “genital,” or “undercover” and “under cover.” Others went straight for military jokes: the best of these was “Dishonorable Discharge,” which was submitted by @turnoffdark and @yamageo. And then there were the entries that isolated the tension between Paula Broadwell and Jill Kelley to yield “Single White Gmail” puns.

Click-through to discover the winner of this week’s contest.

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