"If I were built, the house I built would have a library, a lounge, a study, a ballroom, a conservatory, a hall, and a billiard room. It would have all the rooms in the original Clue board game, and on the second Wednesday of every month I would invite friends over to play a live-action game of Clue. I’d invent a new character for myself, Doctor Muscles. No one would actually get killed, and afterward we’d eat camembert and drink cocktails with our shirts off…"