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The Borowitz Report: Boehner Defends Decision to Remain on Ass→
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Minutes after telling the United States Senate to “get off their ass” to avoid the deep spending cuts that will take effect this Friday, House Speaker John Boehner called an impromptu press conference to announce his intention of remaining on his ass “for the foreseeable future.” Continue reading: http://nyr.kr/WpEvVc
