Read Jesse Eisenberg’s humorous piece on a bully who does his research: http://nyr.kr/185RiX8
“Well, well, well, if it isn’t Principal O’Malley, here to suspend me for stealing Little Tommy’s lunch money and talking back to Mr. Sellowitz. I bet it feels good punishing me, right, O’Malley? Lording your little power over an adolescent bully? Makes you feel big and strong, doesn’t it? Especially since I have such a nice head of hair and you started experiencing rapid male pattern baldness when you were only sixteen years old. Well, boo-hoo-hoo!”
Illustration by Maximilian Bode.