The relationship between a young woman and her mobile banking app: http://nyr.kr/1e4yq9M
Mobile Banking: Your $213.16 debit-card transaction with URBAN OUTFITTERS 14 ST was above your $125.00 Alert setting and totally unnecessary. Why did you buy WIND IN MY WINGS ROUND SUNGLASSES? It’s not even summer. And the ECOTE FLORAL CROCHET BRA TOP makes you look like one of those girls who go to music festivals.
Mobile Banking: I’ll STOP when you stop.
Illustration by Gary Taxali.