EURASIAN JAY: I was thinking we could all go for thistle seeds tonight.
BLUE JAY: Oh, thistle seeds. Cool.
EURASIAN JAY: Something wrong with thistle seeds?
BLUE JAY: No, that sounds great. It’s just that I had thistle seeds for lunch, so…
EURASIAN JAY: Do you want something else then?
BLUE JAY(sighs): What I want is for you toknowwhat I want.
EURASIAN JAY: Jennifer, please. We have guests.
Silence. Various feather rufflings.
RAVEN: Courtney and I would be down for some carrion.
CROW: Carrion isexactlywhat I feel like right now. How’d you know, babe?
RAVEN: I just know you, babe.
EURASIAN JAY(coughs): Do you want carrion, Jen?
BLUE JAY: You know I’m vegan, right? Vegans don’t eat carrion.
EURASIAN JAY: Oh, that’s right. You’revegan. Weird, because I thought vegans aren’t supposed to eatinsects.
BLUE JAY: That was like two months ago. I’ve recommitted since then. You try being vegan, it’s harder than it looks.
EURASIAN JAY: Somebody get her a medal.
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