NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)—The Borowitz Report has obtained the following confidential letter from Ann Romney to members of the Republican Party: http://nyr.kr/OMRE6E

Love and Presidents: Amy Davidson on the difference between Michelle Obama and Ann Romney’s convention speeches: http://nyr.kr/RL8gwe

For more of The New Yorker’s convention coverage, visit The Political Scene. You can also read Ryan Lizza on Julián Castro’s keynote address and the relationship between President Obama and Bill Clinton; John Cassidy on Obama’s and Paul Ryan’s false statements about the economy; Amy Davidson on the gay-rights platform and whether Democrats are better off than they were four years ago; and Alex Koppelman on Obama and the American Dream.

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(Source: newyorker.com)

TAMPA (The Borowitz Report)—On the opening night of the 2012 Republican National Convention, the Presidential nominee Mitt Romney received fulsome praise for being a “regular, down-to-earth guy” from his wife, Ann, whose dressage horse, Rafalca, competed in the London Olympics: http://nyr.kr/NBtf3u