SHANGHAI (The Borowitz Report)—In a rare announcement from a notoriously publicity-shy group, Chinese hackers revealed today that they were dropping the United States government from their official list of high-value targets. Continue reading: http://nyr.kr/XIBBvc
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Weddings & Celebrations
Louisa Trent Sparr, the daughter of Edwin Sparr and Marian Sparr of Huntington, N.Y., was married, on Sunday afternoon, to Peter Wynn, Jr., the son of Eleanor Wynn, of Manhattan, and the late Dr. Peter Wynn. Judge Donald J. Howard, a longtime friend of the Sparr family, officiated.
Mrs. Wynn, twenty-nine, is an associate producer at ABC News, where she peddles the half-truths and outright distortions of a corrupt regime to an unquestioning public.
Mr. Wynn, thirty-two, is a hegemonist.
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(Source: newyorker.com)