Teddy Wayne imagines Sen. Dianne Feinstein’s letters to the Senate Intelligence Committee: http://nyr.kr/1euzPvN
Dear Senate Intelligence Committee Report on the Use of Torture,
“Ugh, some days I just feel so GROSS!!! I look in the mirror and am like, ‘You’ll never amount to anything more than a senator from California and the chairperson of the United States Senate Select Committee on Intelligence and of the Caucus on International Narcotics Control, you loser!’ Why can’t I be like Hillary, who gets whatever she wants, married the coolest guy in politics, and is a perennial front-runner for POTUS?”
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