I guess it’s my fault for assuming I was anything more than a glorified dipping sauce to you people….

Shouts & Murmurs -  The Cranberry Sauce has Something to Say: http://nyr.kr/UeICn5

Photograph by Lew Robertson/Getty.

You think you were nervous your first time? Imagine how the condom felt. In “Unprotected,” the Shouts & Murmurs column published in the magazine this week, Simon Rich tells the story of a condom’s long-term residency in his owner’s wallet: http://nyr.kr/LyLJoT