VATICAN CITY (The Borowitz Report)—This wasn’t how it was supposed to play out. For Cardinal Bonifacius Steuer, last night was supposed to be a time of celebration, when the Dutchman who had dreamed of being Pope ever since his boyhood days in Rotterdam would finally stand on the balcony at the Vatican, basking in the cheers of thousands of the euphoric faithful.
There are no cheers for Bonifacius Steuer today. Only empty silence, and time to reflect on what might have been.
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LONDON (The Borowitz Report)— “…Mr. Murdoch said that he plans to put Richard III on display at the News Corporation headquarters in New York, ‘where he will serve as an inspiration to all our employees when I’m not there.’” Continue reading: http://nyr.kr/VH2sfV
A 2012 Media Highlight Reel: Ken Auletta on “The Central Park Five,” and this year’s other big media stories: http://nyr.kr/UaE6EW
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In this week’s issue, Ken Auletta talks to Elisabeth Murdoch, the daughter of Rupert Murdoch, about her family and the scandals that have recently embroiled them, her own rise as a television executive, and News Corp.’s future. Murdoch tells Auletta of her father: “Each time I tried to work with his company, he wasn’t impressed. I realized I just had to be myself.” Continue reading.
Photograph by Sofia Sanchez & Mauro Mongiello.
Will the Romneys now, “finally, realize the value of straightforwardness”? Amy Davidson on the Bain Files: http://nyr.kr/QvCKRQ
Photograph by Evan Vucci/AP.
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The media has treated the shootings in Oak Creek very differently from those that happened just two weeks earlier in Aurora… the massacre in Oak Creek is treated as a tragedy for Sikhs in America rather than a tragedy for all Americans.
Naunihal Singh on the reaction to the shootings in Oak Creek: http://nyr.kr/RO0c2H
Photograph by Jeffrey Phelps/AP Photo.
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