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3. In the middle of Music Together, your little one has a meltdown, due to intense clanging. As you provide comfort, an admiring mother says, “My husband could never do what you do.” How would you respond?
(a) “I could never do what he does … hence,” and gesture to your screaming kid.
(b) Nurse your child with the milk every man is rumored to have, whispering, “If I can do it, anyone can.”
(c) “Interesting. What else can’t he do?”
(d) “Between the maracas, wailing, and that godforsaken ‘Don Alfredo’ song, I didn’t hear a thing you just said.”
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